24 November 2012

Thanksgiving 2012


Like most people in Britain, I spent most of my day unaware of Thanksgiving Day, one of my favourite days happening over the other side of the sea.  It was an unusual day on many counts.  The most unexpected event was the crowd of 80 or so people gathered at the roundabout just outside the railway station in the centre of town.  I was just trying to remember to stop at the grocers on the way home when I ran into them.  I was nearly through it when they started counting down: 10-9-8…  I emerged from the crowd just in time to catch the lighting of the Christmas tree in the centre of the roundabout.  I chuckled to myself as I walked into the grocers as I became aware that the town tree was lit in the middle of Thanksgiving day.

Another unusual event was steak night at the pub.  It happens every Thursday, and we have been before, so it was not unusual in its existence or our appearance.  The 'Thanksgiving Special' on the menu and the presence of a little Thanksgiving-do at the centre of the pub replete with mini American flags and party horns was, however, atypical.  The musical selections was the essence of the British stereotypical concept of American music: Vegas Elvis, truncated Don McClean, 80's Bruce Springsteen, Huey Lewis, Frank Sinatra, and late 80's Heart.  Mmmm.  My beloved pointed out that nearly every time we have come to that pub, around half a dozen times or so, we have encountered Americans there.  I am still resistant to the idea that Americans would wave flags and blow part horns on Thanksgiving Day.  But this was the same day that my wife had to point out to me that term 'fish fingers' was English, not American.  So I am clearly no longer able to distinguish betwixt the twain. The question remains: why so many Yanks in Surbiton?

18 November 2012

0870 and 0845

Just like in the US, the UK has 800 numbers, which are free, and 900 numbers for 'premium services'.  But there is this in-between thing here that is the worst of both.  Maybe we have this in the US too but I am not aware of it.  Instead of 800 numbers, almost all legitimate companies, like banks, cable companies, gas companies, and grocers, use 870 (national) and 845 (regional) numbers instead.  But it is not free; you are paying the company for the privilege of calling them.  It connects to a regular phone number but it charges you a set fee, between 10 and 14p per minute.  The standard practice is to hide the local number and to only offer the 870 or 845 number. So, for example, if you call the phone company to remove an erroneous charge from your bill, you are paying the phone company to correct their own error.  However, someone has created a website, saynoto0870, that basically outs the local number.  Anyone who finds the actual local number can post it.  And then if anyone tries a posted number and it works, they can confirm that it worked and the date of success is posted.  It is a fantastic.

Photo Credit

10 November 2012

walks like a squirrel

I seem to be having repeat encounters with squirrels in Vauxhall, Putney, and Surbiton that go something like this.  I am walking somewhere at my normal speed and I see a squirrel up ahead digging in the earth.  First he digs in one spot and then another, kind of flitting about.  He is very busy.  I continue walking along  normally, but I am getting closer because my path is taking me towards the squirrel.  The squirrel carries on.  I get closer still.  He is still busy digging.   Finally, I am right up next to him, and he suddenly looks up.  Then with a convulsive jerk that looks like a heart attack, the squirrel bolts off in some direction at full speed for a tenth of a second, stops, his head shoots straight upward, he looks at me, convulses again, picks a new direction, bolts for a tenth of a second, shoots head upward, repeat.  And I am not talking about a few random occurrences.  This happened every time I saw one for a two week run.  They must hear me coming... so the only possible explanation is I must walk like an English squirrel.  (That squirrel in the photo is Canadian.)

Photo Credit : Telegraph

03 November 2012

All my avocados in one basket?

Unrefrigerated avocados in the US                             Refrigerated avocados in the UK
After five years, I still have not adjusted to the refrigerated stones that are sold here as avocados. Maybe we are so far north that they have to be picked so early that avocados have no chance of getting to its yielding, easily-bruised ripeness and leaving them out for any time in this comparatively sunless clime would turn them instantly into lumps of mold and mildew.  Maybe my memory is playing tricks on me, but I am under the delusion that the avocados I bought in the US were at ambient temperatures throughout their journey including their pause on the grocer's shelves.  

Refrigerated eggs in the US                                 Unrefrigerated eggs in the UK
Eggs, on the other hand, I am certain I remember accurately.  Those were always refrigerated in the US, even at the grocers.  They were in the diary section because apparently, eggs in the US come from cows.  But here, they are in the aisles at stored at room temperature.  Judging by the egg shaped holders on the refrigerator doors, I suspect I am expected to refrigerate them once I get them home.  The holes are certainly too small for avocados. 

Photo Credits

Unrefrigerated avocados in the US: Wikipedia emphasis added

Refrigerated avocados in the UK: Me

Refrigerated egg in the US: Slash/Food

Unrefrigerated eggs in the UK: British.com

The Cow That Laid and Egg: Amazon